we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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