she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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