well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Randomize
