omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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