Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You almost got us killed.
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