Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
someone owes me an orgasm
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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