Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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