I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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