i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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