Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
barbara walters just said penis...
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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