Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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