Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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