i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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