As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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