sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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