love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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