I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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