If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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