Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Everclear isn't food dammit
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
