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the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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