I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Everyone says I win the strip club
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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