so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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