I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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