All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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