Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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