South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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