hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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