somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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