She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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