I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
