Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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