with your own penis?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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