Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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