That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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