google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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