I don't think brook has ever known best
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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