office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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