Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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