Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
