I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize