I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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