yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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