we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
