You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
