white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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