Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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