He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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