I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
