Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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