I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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