at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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