i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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