haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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