Define "chronic" masturbator.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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